ToeJam & Earl

All Roads Lead to Nowhere5 pts

Reach level 5

Torrential Tornadoes5 pts

Reach level 10

Slippery When Wet5 pts

Reach level 15

Locals Gone Loco5 pts

Reach level 20

Sand One Your Love5 pts

Reach level 25

RigHtEoUS RAPMAStER CAPSULE5 pts

Collect the capsule ship piece

RoCKEtSHiP WiNdSHiELd5 pts

Collect the windshield ship piece

RigHt MEgaWatt SPEAKER5 pts

Collect the right speaker ship piece

LEFt MEgAWAtt SPEAKER5 pts

Collect the left speaker ship piece

HyPERFUNK tHRUStER5 pts

Collect the thruster ship piece

AMPLAMAtoR CoNNECToR FiN5 pts

Collect the fin ship piece

SUPER FUNKoMAtiC AMPLAMAtoR5 pts

Collect the amplamator ship piece

FoRWARd StABiLiZiNg UNit5 pts

Collect the front leg ship piece

REAR LEg5 pts

Collect the rear leg ship piece

AWESoME SNoWBoARd5 pts

Collect the snowboard ship piece

Bored of Your Own Voice5 pts

Achieve the coolness level of "Dufus"

Hitting the Textbooks5 pts

Achieve the coolness level of "Poindexter"

Lame Legume5 pts

Achieve the coolness level of "Peanut"

Coasting Towards Coolness5 pts

Achieve the coolness level of "Dude"

Bros Before UFOs5 pts

Achieve the coolness level of "Bro"

Chillin' with the Crew5 pts

Achieve the coolness level of "Homey"

Rhythm & Rhyme5 pts

Achieve the coolness level of "Rapmaster"

We Gotta Have That Funk5 pts

Achieve the coolness level of "Funklord"

What a Life25 pts

Max out your lives at 8 as ToeJam or Earl alone

The Mothership Connection25 pts

Score 1,300 points as ToeJam & Earl together cumulatively or as either character alone

E.T.J. Phone Home5 pts

Find and answer a telephone that has not been spawned by a present within 3 rings

Goin' Postal2 pts

Get a present by mail order

Wrapper's Delight5 pts

Locate "Present Island"

Destination Zero5 pts

Enjoy all the amenities of level 0

Cash Rules Everything Around Me5 pts

Collect 15 bucks

Dollar Dollar Bills, Y'all10 pts

Collect 30 bucks

OK Breakfast Boogie5 pts

Eat Bacon 'n' Eggs, a Candy Cane, Cereal, and a Watermelon while not at full health each time

It's Been a Good Slice5 pts

Eat Pizza, Fries, Cherry Pie, and Pancakes while not at full health each time

Great Junk Food in the Trunk5 pts

Eat a Fudge Cake, a Fudge Sundae, and a Hamburger while not at full health each time

Disaster Averted10 pts

Identify the "randomizer" present

You've Ruined the Surprise!25 pts

Identify all 26 presents

Hallelujah!1 pts

Get healed by a Wizard (Prestidigium Healum Ferabuckium)

Till the Fat Lady Sings2 pts

Enlist the services of an Opera Singer (Fattus Singus Irritatus) to dispatch an Earthling

Santa, Is That You?5 pts

Sneak up on Santa (Ho Ho Hoium) and get some presents

Saved by the Carrot10 pts

Identify the Total Bummer! without getting shot up

A World Without Evil?5 pts

Seek out and destroy all 6 Lil Devils (Devilus Pokium) on level 2

Banish the Wahini5 pts

Eliminate all 3 Wahines (Hawaiinus Bootius Shakium) on level 3

Lovesick Aliens5 pts

Eliminate both Cupids (Cupidus Stupidus) on level 4

Hamster Assassin5 pts

Eliminate the Hamster in a Rolly-Ball (Rodentia Nottoosmartium) on level 5

There's a Mole Among Us5 pts

Eliminate the Mole (Diggus Theifius Yawannakillum) on level 6

The Nightmare Is Over10 pts

Eliminate both Boogie Men (Pygmyus Scaremtadeathium) on level 7

Poultry Poppin'10 pts

Eliminate both Chickens with Mortars (Cluckus Artillarus) on level 8

Shop 'Til You Pop10 pts

Eliminate both Crazed Shoppers (Spenditallinadae) on level 9

Kill or Bee Killed10 pts

Eliminate both Angry Bee swarms (Buzzius Stingium) on level 10

Pimple Popper10 pts

Eliminate the Nerdherd (Geekus Dorkia) on level 16

Kill or Be Drilled10 pts

Eliminate both Insane Dentists (Painus Maximus) on level 25

Dangerous Delivery10 pts

Murder a Mailbox Monster (Mailboxium Donttrustium)

Mow Him Down10 pts

Eliminate a Fat Man & Mower (Americanus Suburbium)

Phantom of Thee I Scream10 pts

Eliminate a Phantom Ice Cream Truck (Driverus Insanicus Ghostium)

Righteous Reassembly25 pts

Obtain all 10 rocketship pieces and return home

Farewell on Funkotron5 pts

Reach "The End" and visit Trixie afterwards