Dirty Harry

This Little Light of Mine, I'm Gonna Let It Shine1 pts

Find a flashlight on Level 1

No, You Idiot! Go Jump In Front of a Pimp!1 pts

Change clothes with a pimp

Try Knocking On the Door?2 pts

Get past the large bulletproof guy and collect the lives from the girl inside

Boom Box! Get It??1 pts

Get the explosives from the guy with the boom box

You Got the Free Meal, Didn't You?3 pts

Get lives from both bums in the sewer

I Enjoy the Ride In the Ambulance1 pts

Get an extra life from the drunk

Basketball Jones2 pts

Collect the body armor from the basketball player

Nobody, I Mean Nobody Puts Ketchup On a Hotdog1 pts

Get a hot dog from an old lady

You Want Me To Play This Game? I Better Wear This Then3 pts

Find the gas mask

We're Not Just Gonna Let You Walk Outta Here5 pts

Defeat Gruff

Smith, Wesson, and Me10 ptsManquable

Defeat Gruff using only the handgun, firing no more than 10 shots

Striker?! STRIKEEERRR!!5 pts

Defeat Striker

It's Over, Striker! I Have the High Ground!10 ptsManquable

Defeat Striker entirely from the roof

It Was Never a Game To Me5 pts

Defeat the Toymaker

Be Careful Where the Dog Shits You10 ptsManquable

Defeat the Toymaker without taking damage

You Turn Me Every Which Way But Loose5 pts

Reach the Waterfront to complete Level 1

A Seven-Point Suppository25 pts

Collect all the extra lives on Level 1

Do You Know Da Wae?25 ptsManquable

Complete Level 1 within 20 minutes

You've Sunk My Battleship!10 ptsManquable

Sink the enemy boat on Level 2

You're Shit Out of Luck5 pts

Defeat Longshore and complete Level 2

Nuts to This10 ptsManquable

Defeat Longshore without taking damage

It's Been a While Hasn't It, Jack the Ripper?5 pts

Defeat General Ripper

General Dissatisfaction10 ptsManquable

Defeat General Ripper without losing a life or eating any hot dogs

Chief, What's a Russian Gunship Doing Here?5 pts

Destroy the chopper

The Most Powerful Handgun In the World25 ptsManquable

Destroy the chopper using only the handgun

Don't You Want a Ride?5 ptsManquable

Destroy the chopper without encountering General Ripper

You Gotta Ask Yourself One Question: Do I Feel Lucky?25 pts

Defeat Not-Kingpin, aka The Anaconda with at least 1 bullet remaining in your gun

Go Ahead. Make My Day25 ptsManquable

Defeat Filson Wisk, aka The Anaconda using only rockets

Ha Ha HAAA-Fuck You!10 pts

Find the single worst design decision in video game history

A Man's Got to Know His Limitations50 ptsManquable

Complete the game without using a continue