Carpet Shark

Put Your Toesies On The Carpet1 pts

Beat stage 1

Is That You Jimmy?2 pts

Beat stage 2

Open House Open Toilet3 pts

Beat stage 3

There's A F*cking Shark In That Carpet4 pts

Beat stage 4

I Just Want To Smell Your Feet Real Quick5 pts

Defeat the stage 1 boss

JIMMY!!5 pts

Defeat the stage 2 boss

Cum Everywhere5 pts

Defeat the stage 3 boss

You Make An Enticing Offer My Friend5 pts

Defeat the stage 4 boss

I Left My Beer On The Other Side Of The Room5 pts

Beat Boss 1 with 50 seconds or more left on the clock

Sincerely, All You Have To Do Is Get Off The Carpet10 pts

Make 30 kills on stage 1

It's An 8 By 10, Move Away 11 Feet Your Fine10 pts

Make 25 kills on stage 2

Don't Stop Drop And Roll10 pts

Make 26 kills on stage 3

Why Are You Somersaulting10 pts

Make 30 kills on stage 4

We're Gonna Need A Bigger Carpet25 pts

Finish the game with no deaths

Put Up The Sign, My Legacy Must Live On5 pts

Play the hidden ? stage (method is in the achievement comments)

The Shark Is About To Eat My Head?5 pts

Find the secret battle with your captor (method is in the achievement comments)

Are You Flexing? I Can't Wait To Eat You Next5 pts

See the test stage (method is in the achievement comments)

Ohana5 pts

See the special thank you screen (method is in the achievement comments)