Mario’s Time Machine

Standing on the Shoulders of Plumbers3 pts

Give Isaac Newton an underwhelming Christmas present in his unseasonably green garden.

The Dolphin Who Would Be King3 pts

Convince Joan of Arc to accept her own shield, which is clearly not a buckler.

Leonardo Leads3 pts

Give Leonardo his notebook, and don't tell him that the backwards writing wasn't fooling anyone.

He Didn't Seem Too Concerned3 pts

Give an orchestra a single copy of the score to Beethoven's 9th for everyone to share.

Which One is Thomas Jefferson?3 pts

Make a gentlemen's agreement for Mario's face to be carved onto Mt. Rushmore.

Subtle and Quick to Anger3 pts

SEND BAMBOO, CARBONIZED to Thomas Edison.

Marco!3 pts

Canonically change Mario's name.

At Least 900 Years3 pts

Return Plato's writings to him so that he doesn't have to directly interact with his students.

Little Man, Little Man!3 pts

Change Mario's class to Knight.

They Only Made One Flag?3 pts

Learn the secret to defeating koopas through passive resistance.

Johannes, I Didn't Know You Felt That Way3 pts

Save the printing press, enabling the future creation of the Mario's Time Machine instruction manual.

That Seagull Was Bigger than Yoshi3 pts

Help out Magellan, who isn't concerned that someone new has appeared on his ship in the middle of the ocean.

Michelangelo Is a Party Dude3 pts

Help out Michelangelo, then realize that he will have completely forgotten about you within 2 years.

Love, Blood and Rhetoric3 pts

Just give the skull to Shakespeare, and don't think too hard about where it came from.

What's He Doing with That Thing?3 pts

Do a favor for Cleopatra and her strangely hypnotic fanbearer.

Fun in the Sun10 pts

Complete the game with the worst ending.

Well, That Was a Letdown10 pts

Complete the game with the normal ending.

Nice Legs25 pts

Complete the game with the best ending.

Well, Excuuuuse Me!2 pts

Complete all side quests in Cambridge.

They Should Probably Work on Their Security2 pts

Complete all side quests in Orleans.

Deja Vu in Retrospect2 pts

Complete all side quests in 1505 Florence.

How Many CDs Does He Have?2 pts

Complete all side quests in Vienna.

Center for Plumbers Who Can't Read Good2 pts

Complete all side quests in Philadelphia.

Bulbs? What's a Bulb?2 pts

Complete all side quests in Menlo Park.

Where Alph, the Sacred River, Ran2 pts

Complete all side quests in the Gobi Desert.

Mr. Aristotle, You're Trying to Seduce Me2 pts

Complete all side quests in Athens.

Isn't That a Funny-Looking Animal?2 pts

Complete all side quests in London.

A Simple Life? You Mean Boring?2 pts

Complete all side quests in Calcutta.

A Hamburger and a Frankfurter Walk into a Mint2 pts

Complete all side quests in Mainz.

Ratatouille2 pts

Complete all side quests in the Pacific Ocean.

Raphael Is Cool but Rude2 pts

Complete all side quests in 1503 Florence.

All the World's a Stage (Or Four)2 pts

Complete all side quests in Stratford-upon-Avon.

Snake? SNAAAKE!?2 pts

Complete all side quests in Alexandria.

You're Not Cheating, Right?1 pts

Fill in a History Page without making any mistakes.

His Undergrad Major was History1 pts

Finally put Dr. Mario's college education to use by filling out a History Page before using the Timulator.

88 Nautical Miles Per Hour!5 pts

Collect 10 mushrooms and plunge into a whirlpool with a bonus timer of 11 or higher.

Plot a Course for Edutainment!1 pts

Have a parent or guardian read the note for them in the manual, then set the Timulator as indicated below.